May 2013
sodamnrelatable:
How to avoid being the third wheel:
Don’t go out
jebiwonkenobi:
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
3verething:
vougehoren:
‘whats shipping’
The kittens, though.
Dear people who question why girls go to the...
161neveralone161:
beforethebereavement:
hyrulian-feminist:
toomuchtaylor:
middle-east-beast:
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.
Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
Taylor Swift went alone and Ellen Degeneres made her fall to the ground with fear.
Now she’s laying on the cold...
napoleonbonerhard:
HEY ASSHOLE DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA how cute you are want to go out sometime
tltty:
why do little kids have to scream
blindguymcsqueezy:
i need a boyfriend and a thousand dollars
benedicts-doublechins:
Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
foreveralone-lyguy:
A dog wandered into our yard so I checked her tags
